Things I Would Like Computers to Do in the Future

Computers can do a lot of things right now, but they still can’t do everything. Here’s just a few things I would like to see them do someday:

Determine which way you are wearing your headphones and adjust accordingly

For 549$, it’s shocking AirPods Max isn’t capable of determining how you’re wearing them.

Perform small actions with just a few sentences

They keep pushing AI everywhere, but it still doesn’t do anything useful aside from give you plausible sounding information shaped sentences you have to really look at to understand if they’re true. When is the day coming that I can ask the computer to perform a multitude of actions on my behalf?

Be designed in ways that aren’t confusing

This one is mostly a free pass. We all know it can’t happen.

Find ways to block out articles online that are just speculation

There are some pretty slow days at some newsroom. So the only real thing left to do is write about something that:

  • Hasn’t happened
  • Is about to happen, but with little known information
  • Isn’t actually going to happen

All of them have one thing in common, they’re designed solely to prey on your endless desire for knowledge fill up an article capable of generating ad revenue.

I’ve seen articles that, while trying to find the answer to a question, just waste 3 paragraphs describing the entire history of a thing. Only to end with “what you are trying to do with the thing isn’t possible”

We already have SponsorBlock, so what’s the holdup with it?

Officially listening to Nintendo soundtracks in my preferred music app

A couple months ago, Nintendo released… A separate music app… to Nintendo switch online subscribers.

While the app does offer some things that rationalize the creation of yet another app on your phone, like hiding spoilers, or setting up extended loops of a specific song, it’s still frustrating that the most Nintendo fans have gotten is a few official CD’s as Japanese imports or now defunct Nintendo power mail orders.

Have a dedicated Wiki Reader app

Many Wiki’s run on MediaWiki. And while some of them might be modified to the point that this would be difficult. There’s still a whole lot more knowledge out there than just on Wikipedia. So why can’t we have one app to view them all? Go from everything in the Nintendo Independent Wiki Alliance, to the Minecraft Wiki, and everywhere else. It would probably be the biggest compendium of knowledge contained in a piece of software ever.

Go back to having more dedicated devices rather than just a single rectangular slab

I think the world would benefit again from having the iPod, Palm, and other consumer electronics now typically considered obsolete now because of the all mighty “smartphone”.

Sure, the world would benefit from spending less on frivolous things, but some also just don’t need all the extra things. Of course, society tilts its head whenever you don’t want something like that.

But in an era where your podcast app can be sunset in favor of wrapping it up with the place you listen to music (See Google Podcasts). It’s nice to have things that don’t change, at least not very much. Not to mention it’s nice to have things that are simple for the elderly that just don’t care if they can access the worlds infomation from their table whenever they like. They’ll still turn to the 5 o’clock news on their TV for that limited digest they’ve been conditioned.

While many TV’s have always had the ability to hook up to a cable or antenna for TV, they’ve usually just been a mere vessel for connecting whatever you please. Now, they all try to be all in one entertainment stations that attempt to replace all the other boxes you would use. Extending all the way onto the remote itself.

I could be wrong about this, but I have a feeling that Apple‘s goal for the iPhone from the start was to replace the iPod . The Music app was even initially called “iPod” then.

Anyway, that’s just a quick list of all my complaints. Not sure how many of these will actually happen in the future.

Cool Websites on the Internet You Should Check Out

There’s a lot of places on the net, and not all of them are cool. Some of them are really big and are bloated with ads and everything, but some of them are smaller, but also have a lot of neat things to check out and a lot of things that you can sink your time into. Here’s just a few of them:

BetaWiki

BetaWiki is a wiki dedicated to documenting the history of various software, with a heavy focus on Microsoft Windows. A solid majority of the content on that site is so entrenched in incredibly technical and arcane knowledge that I would likely never completely understand. But it’s fun to click around on random pages and see what Windows might have looked like at one point. Even if it looks exactly the same as the other builds. Also, sometimes, you encounter cool stuff like this:

A wallpaper used on some windows development builds to discourage leaking confidential data. Needless to say, it was leaked.

Shadowlord Inc.

Like transformation content? Well you might be interested in Shadowlord Inc. a website dedicated to documenting transformation sequences across animated and live action shows and other multimedia.

Founded in 1999, (with a webpage design to match), and monthly updates to the site, there’s quite a bit to explore. And I really gotta hand it off to them for making 90s web design look good. You just can’t go wrong with that Gothic logo.

The Big Cartoon Wiki

If perhaps transformation isn’t your cup of tea, perhaps you might find inflation to be a little more interesting. And we are not talking about the economy either, we’re talking about cartoons.

With over 78 GB worth of images at the time of writing, after initially, beginning as a Tumblr blog, it’s involved into a wiki dedicated to documenting every inflation or weight gain sequence found in cartoons and cartoons alone.

Flipnote

I’ve got to admit, Flipnote is a pretty cool application. Well, it’s not one that I actively grew up using. Or at the very least, one that I actively engaged with for art, I’ve still watched a ton of Flipnotes over the years. And recently, I’ve started enjoying a lot of the major Flipnote creators like raxdflipnote and Zane Little. Perhaps it’s just because of how distracted I am anymore. But they’re still a very good distraction, regardless.

Animation is pretty hard, and doing it on a very small screen seems even harder. Especially doing it in an application that lacks a lot of the big-time animation features that most professional grade apps have. Such as Keyframes, Shape Tweens, among a lot of other things that I probably missed when I observed Adobe anime in a middle school STEM class.

Some of my favorites so far

Let’s Go Gambling!!

I’m Gonna Eat This Glass!!

Stay Single

This was probably just filler so that I could feel a sense of justification migrating my blog. But I will call it content regardless.